Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the unique terminology used in various professions, from medicine to construction. Callers share examples like "rack out" in the army, "ducks on the pond" in construction, and "curtain" in law enforcement. The hosts try to guess the meanings, often humorously missing the mark at first. They cover how insider language builds camaraderie but also excludes outsiders. Listen in for a fascinating look behind the curtain at how different industries operate. 00:45 - Ash accuses Nikki of making up financial industry lingo 02:30 - Caller Luke explains construction terms like "slab" 04:15 - Army caller Dan shares military jargon like "rack out" 05:30 - Kim from construction gives the phrase "ducks on the pond"

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own hilarious engagement stories - involving a romantic beach stroll gone wrong and a bungled moment with a sparkler sign. Timestamps: 2:34 - Pallbearers tumble into grave with casket 5:16 - Baby’s noisy number two at solemn funeral 8:45 - Bride unhappy about surprise wedding proposal 13:24 - Anna’s chaotic restaurant proposal 16:12 - Mark’s fiery marriage proposal

Have you ever wondered why Australians don't steal petrol? Ash, Luttsy & Nikki chat with an American who is shocked that Australians can fill up their car with gas first and pay later. The idea of trusting people not to drive off is totally foreign to him! Tune in as the hosts share their own embarrassing stories of forgetting to pay for petrol, and why stealing gas can quickly ruin your social life in a small town. 2:30 - American tourist discovers 'honour system' at Aussie gas station 5:10 - Ash confesses to accidentally driving off without paying for petrol 7:45 - Nikki recalls a time she couldn't pay for gas as a broke teenager 10:20 - The social politics of stealing petrol from your 'local' gas station 12:30 - Hilarious consequences of late video rental fees back in the day

Who knew a massage could go so wrong? In this hilarious episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss a poor mom who accidentally ended up at a massage parlor she didn't intend to visit. You'll hear the awkward details as she realizes she's in the wrong place - including the sleeping woman in the window and interesting male customers. The hosts also share their own massage parlor mixups and debate the warning signs of these establishments. Nikki confesses her fear of accidentally walking into the wrong place. Ash and Nikki then get into a lively discussion about celebrity hall passes after an odd revelation from a guest. You'll be surprised by some of their unconventional choices like Helen Mirren and more. 2:34 - Caller shares her massage parlor mixup in Redcliffe 5:12 - Mitch reveals his odd hall pass 7:22 - Nikki shares her fear of accidental visits 9:44 - Michael calls in about his sister's odd crush

Overview: Ash, Luttsy & Nikki and listeners call in to share tales of parents doing the most embarrassing things in front of others - from a dad hugging a tree in fear at a school camp to a mother's drunken antics at a pool party. The stories range from cringey to downright hilarious. 2:30 - Ash's dad freezes in fear up a tree at her school camp 5:15 - A drunk mom makes a scene at a pool party 7:45 - A dad chases his son wearing nothing but a birthday suit 12:30 - A dad dons fake eyelashes for a whole engagement party  

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Ash and Luttsy discuss their upcoming hosting gig for a Broncos charity event. They reminisce about past appearances with rugby legends like Alfie Langer and share funny stories about his drunken escapades on stage. Expect tales of debauchery from footy's glory days. 00:45 - Alfie shows up drunk to events 02:30 - Alfie's outrageous rider requests 05:15 - Sam Thaiday's awkward school visit after a big night out 07:30 - More stories of footy players gone wild    

It's been a massive five weeks but finally, our Destination Unknown is REVEALED

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'This is Spinal Tap' is being re-released and we discuss whether jokes from a former era can be viewed few the lens of the past

You'll never want sausages again after this podcast, Nikki butchers her own joke and we get the latest on the Diddy trial 

All the best bits of Wednesday's show

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss their own struggles with verbal affection and debate whether it's generational. The hosts chat about their family dynamics growing up, when they first said "I love you" to their kids, and how their dogs get more affection than anyone. A listener calls in to share how she saves "I love you" just for her kids. 3:45 - Ash recalls his dad's first "I love you" at age 36 8:20 - Listener Angela admits she only says it to her kids

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about getting their charity beanies stolen after a rugby game, laugh over an enthusiastic fan's homemade sign asking for a kiss from Mitch Lewis, and debate whether all-you-can-eat seafood and pizza buffets are worth the calories. From stolen hats to personalized signs, this episode covers it all with plenty of laughs along the way. 0:55 - Letzi's charity beanie gets stolen after a rugby game 3:20 - Fan holds up homemade "Kiss Me Mitch Lewis" sign 5:10 - Debating all-you-can-eat seafood buffets - are they worth it? 8:40 - Reliving childhood memories at all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about the smell in the studio, useless instruments they were forced to play as kids, and some celebrity gossip. The main topic is Nikki's best friend who went on an amazing first date with a guy who seems perfect on paper. They had a great 2 hour phone call beforehand and really hit it off. But after the successful first date, the friend admitted she just doesn't feel any chemistry or attraction yet. Nikki and Ash discuss whether you need that instant romantic spark or if feelings can develop over time in a new relationship. Callers share their experiences and opinions on both sides of the debate. - 5:24 - Useless instruments their parents forced them to play as kids - 13:20 - Dating in your 40s - do you need instant chemistry? - 24:10 - Listener opinions on whether attraction can grow over time Ready to hear more juicy celeb gossip and lively debates? Tune into the full episode now!

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Ash, Luttsy and Nick Davis host their weekly sports podcast, discussing State of Origin and the Queensland Maroons squad. They joke about a fictional energy drink sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed" and debate the impact of new additions Xavier Coates and Josh Papalii. 2:00 - Bit about fictional sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed" 9:30 - Discussion of good feeling around Queensland camp under Slater 12:45 - Coates' try scoring ability analysed 18:30 - Need to improve Queensland's defense, focus on catching the ball 21:00 - Tips for Ash doing his first yoga class 27:00 - Debate on how to properly shower and wash yourself after yoga    

Luttsy's coming in hot from the Devs, Ash wants to know how escape with his family on a catamaran and Nikki's frothing over Brad Pitt