Are you one of those folks who thinks a trip to the beach isn’t filled with quite enough risk?
Blue bottles? Not a big deal. Rips? No prob. Embarrassing sunburn in hard to reach/easy to chafe places? NBD.
So, without further ado, please welcome the swimsuit that’ll turn your next sand sesh into the Thunderdome:
See what we mean about risk?
One wrong move in this bad boy and you’re in for the genital flossing of a lifetime.
Social media are not unaware of said risk, referring to the swimsuit as a “monstrosity”:
Gynaecologically unsound
— Rowan Rutter (@RowanRutter) May 22, 2019
The swimsuit, from label Jaded and available via ASOS and TopShop, isn’t cheap either. It rings in on ASOS at $80 and the label’s website for $75.
“Jesus what is happening there? What is not happening? That person had actual corners? I can’t unsee that!” one person wrote, capturing our feels exactly.
“We can all be relieved it’s unavailable in my size.”
“Two small triangles and a belt. You won’t be allowed to consume anything, not even air,” another wrote.
Oh, and it comes in ‘tribal’ print too:
Bet you’re feeling like your togs from last season aren’t looking to shabby right about now.
Image: ASOS
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