KFC has bestowed upon us unworthy mortals possibly the greatest fast food invention since potato and gravy:

A Popcorn Chicken Slab. 

A literal SLAB of KFC’s greatest product, popcorn chicken. But it gets better, friends. 

For $9.95, you can receive “a bed of popcorn chicken on six soft dinner rolls, with tasty cheese and BBQ sauce”.

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This weekend’s hangover cure is only available through the KFC app, and apparently it’s yet to be available nation-wide. If you live in  Ballarat, lucky you: all nine (nine? Really?) of the KFC restaurants in the Ballarat area have the Popcorn Chicken Slab available.

Send photos and first impressions please, we want to live this experience vicariously through you. 

Someone @ KFC, surely the rest of Australia deserves to gorge themselves on this magnificent creation? 

 

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