There are few things in life that make my heart flutter quite like chocolate.
If I could eat chocolate – specifically Nutella, but I’m not fussy – for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and stay healthy then you bet I would.
But, alas, the world is a cruel place and that’s just not how it works.
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When it comes to the holiday season – Easter, Christmas, whenever I decide it’s a holiday – you better believe I eat all the chocolate I can get my hands on.
This year, my good friends at Costco have blessed me with the single greatest Christmas gift EVER: a 1.3 kilogram chocolate stocking.
That’s over 16,000 calories of goodness just for $29.99.
Some of you may be thinking “omg stomach ache.” To that, I say, you’re weak – watch me do it.
The best bit about the Christmas stocking is that it isn’t some random homebred chocolate – it includes fan favourites like Cadbury Dairy Milk, Mars, Kit Kat, Milky Way, Lindt balls and Hershey’s white chocolate.
MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS TO ME. Oh and you, I guess.
Images: Costco, Giphy / Giphy.
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