In today’s episode of ‘Things We Didn’t Know We Need’: a Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina scented candle.
Yes, GOOP’s latest release is a candle that smells like her vagina and SURELY someone in that building is taking the piss now (pun not intended).
The ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ candle retails for $US75 (meaning for us it’s $AU108), and is available via the online wellness store.
We’re not sure whether we’re more angry about the fact that this candle exists in the first place or that it’s $108.
A description on the Goop website reads:
“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP.
“The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’ – but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle).”
Clearly a lot of people want to know what Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina smells like because it’s already sold out.

And right on schedule, social media users have shared their reactions to the new product:
"Dad, can we come live with you?"
— Cathryn 💚 (@AngryRaccoon2) January 12, 2020
-Gwyneth Paltrow's kids.
I don't know who these people are that bought a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina nor do I want to. pic.twitter.com/06gOO0etTM
— Catherine (@CatHoffman14) January 12, 2020
Image: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
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