Kmart Australia is single-handedly responsible for sparking baby fever across the country with a Mini Me Work Polo for wee ones.
Yes, a mere $8 high-vis is all it takes to question ones’ stance on reproducing. We know what you’re thinking, but please know, not only is it the perfect diminutive dupe but it also says ‘Apprentice’.

The new baby-maker prompt has already made the rounds on TikTok with one mum sharing her toddler in the getup. She captioned the video, “RUN, don’t walk” and damn if the comments don’t enthusiastically echo the sentiment.
@..emmy.m RUN, dont walk #kmartfinds #kidsvsparents #tradielife #tradie #mum ♬ wonderland – tayloraudios🎧
The Kmart Mini Me Work Polo T-Shirts run from sizes 1-9 and come in just the one – but dazzlin’ – fluro yellow. It’s classified as ‘Boys’ but we all know any kiddo can rock that Apprentice tag.
Image: Kmart