We’d like to address two things:
1) Red Sparrow looks like a pretty decent flick
2) Genitals do not have any impact on the temperature of individuals
And if you’re scratching your head, wondering how these two things could possibly be linked, don’t worry.
We got you.
You see, there’s been a lot of chatter around promotional images released to spruik Jennifer Lawrence’s new film, Red Sparrow.
The photographs show Jennifer with co-stars Joel Edgerton, Jeremy Irons, Matthias Schoenaerts and director Francis Lawrence in the on a balcony of London’s Corinthia Hotel.
Sounds hunky dorey right?
Only thing is, she’s in a low-cut, thin-strapped dress and everyone else (male) is bundled up. Some in TWO jackets and/or coats.
And it’s BLOODY FREEZING OUTSIDE.
And by that we mean somewhere in the region of three and nine degrees.
It’s proof that Jen is a great actor but sweet baby cheesus she must be dying on the inside.
Not cool.
Twitter, being Twitter, have echoed our feelings:
True equality means either Jennifer Lawrence getting a coat, or Jeremy Irons having to pose for a photocall in assless chaps.
— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) February 20, 2018
The only rational reason for this picture is that her clothes spontaneously combusted and Liz Hurley happened to be passing on her way to a charity shop.
— Melissa Cole (@MelissaCole) February 20, 2018
Also, who knows how many other things she's already said "no" to? This is the stuff that gets you branded "difficult" pic.twitter.com/X2yvFpmeUe
— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) February 20, 2018
Don’t worry though, they did put sunnies on her.
All better.
#womenneedcoatstoo
Image: Getty / Dave J Hogan, Getty / David M. Benett
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