In the most ‘wow, it really is 2019 isn’t it?’ news ever, dating app Bumble have introduced a feature which allows users to filter by star sign.
So what does this mean for us beleaguered singles?
No longer will we have to suss out star signs by way of casual Qs.
No longer will we have to hang out three times before asking for a star chart or hit up mothers for time of birth.
No longer will be be duped by Geminis.
A friend just informed me you can now finally filter boys on Bumble by star sign and honestly it’s made my year pic.twitter.com/TOZowsV3kv
— Francine Jordan (@FrancineJordanH) January 8, 2019
To access to feature, users go to Settings>Advanced Date Filters and select their own star sign before ticking those they wish to include in their dating pool.
While obviously this feature only works with those who have chosen to include their star sign in their profile, it hasn’t stopped users from celebrating their new found ability to exclude certain star signs.
thanks to Bumble for asking everyone to put their star signs on their profiles now so I never have to run the risk of going on a date with a Gemini again
— Lizzie (@elizaloo18) December 23, 2018
Bumble isn’t fucking around any more, it lets people list star signs now.
— Edwin Hughan (@EdwinHughan) November 23, 2018
Swipe left to all Scorpio ladies.
Long story short?
Thank you, next.
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